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guiting

A person who wears shorts and camisoles when the temperature is literally -10 degrees celsius
Guiting is pro
by 69_69drui March 13, 2022
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Hand Guiding

When engaging in the activity of extensive making out, moving your partner's hand to the spot you want it. That being the lower back, buttocks, theighs, breasts, penis, neck, anywhere. It's a good way to let your man know you're ready to go to the next level without asking. It lets him know it's okay.
She was hand guiding me to that ass. That's how I knew it was okay to get handsy. I waited because I didn't want to until she was okay with it.
by inteligent-delight August 19, 2013
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It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly
This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023
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gutting the tuna

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess
by bardamock September 11, 2012
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Gurting

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010
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cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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guiming

Have you heard? Apparently Britney was arrested because she was guiming for Owen!
I thought nobody used bitcoin anymore!
by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017
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