dolphin_mother's definitions

clope

Clam Pope

hello there clope (clam pope)

by dolphin_mother September 8, 2019

sluttering

when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.

bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well

super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot

rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine

by dolphin_mother April 19, 2018

woman

someone who identifies as a woman

1: did you see that super helpful definition of a woman?
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best

by dolphin_mother May 16, 2017

Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.

Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.

by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017

guiming

prostitution but you get paid in bitcoin

Have you heard? Apparently Britney was arrested because she was guiming for Owen!
I thought nobody used bitcoin anymore!

by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017

unidolphin

dolphin with unicorn horn. 100% NOT NARWHALS

hey did you hear about that unicorn fish?
Narwhals? naw man. unidolphins.

by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017

razer

company that puts another screen on a laptop and calls it innovation

did you hear about razers vr system and project cynthia? no? wouldnt blame you, they bragged about those a bunch but never made em

by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017