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Guitarin' it 

Jacking off in a fashion that looks like you are playing the frets of a guitar.
This guy on chatroulette had a curved dick so the only way he could jack off was by guitarin' it.
Guitarin' it by tomtesticles December 10, 2010

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
Funk-Guitarin' by TMB June 17, 2003

Guitarist 

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.
Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

guitariac 

Adjective. This is used to describe
* someone that loves their guitar
* someone that have sex with their guitar
* someone that loves guitars and people who play guitars such as matthew bellamy from muse.
* someone that is interested in the mechanical side of guitars and generally guitars.
omg... Matt Bellamy has sex with his guitar!!!
guitars are so cool
gosh you are such a guitariac!
Emily : i love matthew bellamy
Dom : oh.. well i love him too! sooo much!
Katy : you two are such a pair of guitariacs!
guitariac by Emily K April 4, 2005

Guitarist 

Not to be confused with someone who simply plays the guitar, a true guitarist is someone who looks at their instrument as though it were a paintbrush preloaded with every color imaginable and then some, waiting to spill onto the canvas known as sound in an array of both erratic and delicate displays. These displays differ depending on the guitarist's motivation and state of mind, as well as their life experiences and musical inspirations.

Guitarists often feel a connection to their instrument in the way that it is an extension of their self; many relate this connection to an energetic flow, as the sounds which emerge from both their efforts and their instrument combined seemingly flow from the tips of their fingers like energy all the way into their veins, connecting them to life itself in an obscure way many find hard to explain to non-guitarists, but understand and relate to instinctively with those of their own kind.

Despite popular belief or bias, not all guitarists are technically brilliant, but the sounds they produce are always full of emotion and most importantly, honesty. The way to tell if someone is a guitarist is their ability to tell a story through their playing in a style that is distinctly their own.
*All examples would be open to debate and personal opinion, thus I'll leave it up to your own interpretation to decide who in your mind is someone you recognize as a guitarist in these terms.
Guitarist by itsashineeworld March 4, 2011

guitarist 

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
guitarist by me December 23, 2004
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