Definitions by TMB

Sip 

To drink.

I took a sip of my drink.

Sip by TMB October 9, 2018

summerland 

summerland is the bomb. it's the best show i've ever watched on tv. people who don't like summerland should go to hell, for even thinking that.

Me: Bradin (Jesse McCartney), is so hot.

Friend: Braddin is not that hot, if Usher was on the show it would rock.

Me: No, it would suck if Usher was on this show.

summerland by tmb February 14, 2005

Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

Break the round barrier by TMB June 17, 2003

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

Sleep wank by TMB June 17, 2003

Splash-Back 

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet

"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"

Splash-Back by TMB June 17, 2003

The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

The Side by TMB June 17, 2003

Blizzard 

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

Blizzard by TMB June 17, 2003