Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Splash-Back

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet

"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"

by TMB June 17, 2003

summerland

summerland is the bomb. it's the best show i've ever watched on tv. people who don't like summerland should go to hell, for even thinking that.

Me: Bradin (Jesse McCartney), is so hot.

Friend: Braddin is not that hot, if Usher was on the show it would rock.

Me: No, it would suck if Usher was on this show.

by tmb February 14, 2005

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Blizzard

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Chops

A handy punching area of one's face, sometimes referred to as the cheeks

"Hey Billy, You're going the right way for a slap round the chops"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sip

To drink.

I took a sip of my drink.

by TMB October 10, 2018