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guifakists

A fake guitarist, portrayed by an actor, usually used in TV, Film, or advertising.

Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.
That Mike and Ike ad had a bad guifakists, she wasn’t even playing cords!
guifakists by G_Ranger January 3, 2020

Grimaerialesque 

The gravity warped, wrenching Twist, in the pit of a person’s stomach, that is felt when looking at photos of people who are positioned atop very tall heights.
i had the most grimaerialesque thoughts, days after seeing old black and white photographs, of men working, during the construction of the Empire State Building!
an inner romantic female who is quick to love or to get angry. Guias are not typically confrontational, but will defend their friends when necessary. They typically are very pretty in one or two aspects, typically the eues or a curvaceous body. She talks to guys easily, but don't mistake her for a flirt, she is trying to fin her one true love.
wow, Guia likes you!
Guia by kuki1257 March 30, 2014

Grimace Shake

A supernatural milk shake you can buy from mcdonalds putting it simply.

Symptoms:

Once you have taken a sip or two, within 15 minutes to 2 hours multiple things can happen. Typically linked to brain rot, your body will slowly begin convulsing and having seizures uncontrollably whilst you vomit as it tries to remove the milkshake from your body. As this happens, after you have taken a sip all brain growth begins to stop and disintegrates your brain cells normally linked to the stomach or lungs, causing them to fail and reject the beverage, forcing to involuntarily convulse until it is out of your system or until you die. Typically as you begin to lose your mind, your internal temperature rises, causing you to involuntarily want to take off your clothes and run somewhere to catch some cooling wind, all of course during seizures.

Then and only then, Grimace himself take advantage of your mortality and turn you into a vassal for him to terrorize the world beyond his grave in a tradition celebrating his birthday.
"Okay guys, today we'll be trying the Grimace Shake, Happy birthday Grimace."

the grimace 

The big purple thing from the old McDonalds commercials. Immortal. Arch-Nemesis of Officer Big Mac.
"Nothing...can...kill...the...grimace"
the grimace by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

Guilaine 

A beautiful, strong women. Usually French, or from the Caribbean. A women of beautiful character ( tortured mind, beautiful soul ). Her love is great. She may seem stand offish at first, but when she gets to know you, she is one of the kindest, most warm hearted, and loving person you'll ever meet.

When she loves, she loves hard. However, you mistreat her for too long, and she forces her self to cut you off. It takes a lot mistreatment, and abuse of her love for her to cut you off.

If she has, she shares. She never keep her keeps good fortune or blessings to her self.

She is always giving.

A little OCD, and very clean. Very gentle, polite, and normally soft spoken.

Hard worker.faithful. loyal. Honest. Funny. Sweet. Amazing. Unique.
I know Guilaine looks mean Jean, but she is a very good person. Right now, she is just being quiet, and observing .

Guilaine is such a strong women, I don't know how she does it!

I love Guilaine, she is so nice.

You know Guilaine gave me half of her check, brought us food, and clothes for the kids, every month for six months, until I got back on feet after my husband left my children and I homeless? She is a God sent angel in my life, and the lives of the people around her. I will never forget what she has done for us.
Guilaine by petite tom January 5, 2014