guillao 

Someone that believes he/she is something they are not. Someone full of it.

Ese tipo es un guillao(spanish)

That dude thinks he's all that

guillao by Nemo380 July 22, 2006

GUILLOM 

Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:

1. it's French.

2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).

3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.

4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!

GUILLOM

GUILLOM by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021

Guillaume 

a really cool french guy, he's a sensation. No one can compete even if you try. He is better than everyone and don't even try denying it, you will get destroyed. If you ever confront him, you will lose, DO NOT EVEN TRY

stupid normal guy: Hey, do you know Guillaume?
good guy: Don't even mention him, you'll get destroyed!!
stupid normal guy: Guillaume?
*gets destroyed*

Guillaume by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Meat Guillotine 

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

Meat Guillotine by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015

guillama 

a cuban refugee

that guillama sure can cook

guillama by Law Boy May 5, 2004

penis guillotine 

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

penis guillotine by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008

Guillaume 

Guillaume will be the most amazing and sexiest person of all times, they can make you laugh until you die are gorgeous and at the same time when they show you their abs and sexy body and you just won't resist a ride in bed with them! at the same time a ride in bed with them is a YES because they have a big dick and know how to use it ! Don't pass the chance if you ever meet one !

Friend1: Wow Guillaume is so good in bed !
Friend2: I know I nearly fainted seeing that sexy body !

Guillaume by Mrcool123 May 24, 2015