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guillalin 

-She's beautiful
-She looks kind
-She probably gives you butterflies

-I hope you're happy
-But not like how you were with me
-I'm selfish, I know, I can't let you go
-So find someone great but don't find no one better
-I hope you're happy
"Guillalin is so obsessed with the number between 6 &8"
guillalin by Gorjas May 16, 2022

Meat Guillotine 

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

Guilaine 

A beautiful, strong women. Usually French, or from the Caribbean. A women of beautiful character ( tortured mind, beautiful soul ). Her love is great. She may seem stand offish at first, but when she gets to know you, she is one of the kindest, most warm hearted, and loving person you'll ever meet.

When she loves, she loves hard. However, you mistreat her for too long, and she forces her self to cut you off. It takes a lot mistreatment, and abuse of her love for her to cut you off.

If she has, she shares. She never keep her keeps good fortune or blessings to her self.

She is always giving.

A little OCD, and very clean. Very gentle, polite, and normally soft spoken.

Hard worker.faithful. loyal. Honest. Funny. Sweet. Amazing. Unique.
I know Guilaine looks mean Jean, but she is a very good person. Right now, she is just being quiet, and observing .

Guilaine is such a strong women, I don't know how she does it!

I love Guilaine, she is so nice.

You know Guilaine gave me half of her check, brought us food, and clothes for the kids, every month for six months, until I got back on feet after my husband left my children and I homeless? She is a God sent angel in my life, and the lives of the people around her. I will never forget what she has done for us.
Guilaine by petite tom January 5, 2014

penis guillotine 

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

guillotining a turtle head 

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
Jewish Guillotine by BennyBooty October 5, 2017