by Sandy69 May 04, 2008
A lebanese porn star who likes to spread kefta sauce on the large flappy asshole of the belly dancers. He owns a midget farm and beats them daily. Also, guillaume is a name for one who likes to spread asscheeks and toss salads. He likes to spread butter on the fat fupas of the hairy lebanese women
A guillaume is a sexuall term meaning to toss someones salad until you throwp back into their asshole and then lick the throwup out of their ass
A guillaume is a sexuall term meaning to toss someones salad until you throwp back into their asshole and then lick the throwup out of their ass
by bartholin69 May 23, 2011
a really cool french guy, he's a sensation. No one can compete even if you try. He is better than everyone and don't even try denying it, you will get destroyed. If you ever confront him, you will lose, DO NOT EVEN TRY
stupid normal guy: Hey, do you know Guillaume?
good guy: Don't even mention him, you'll get destroyed!!
stupid normal guy: Guillaume?
*gets destroyed*
good guy: Don't even mention him, you'll get destroyed!!
stupid normal guy: Guillaume?
*gets destroyed*
by sweiufbwol August 05, 2018
Guillaume will be the most amazing and sexiest person of all times, they can make you laugh until you die are gorgeous and at the same time when they show you their abs and sexy body and you just won't resist a ride in bed with them! at the same time a ride in bed with them is a YES because they have a big dick and know how to use it ! Don't pass the chance if you ever meet one !
by Mrcool123 May 22, 2015
The French equivalent of the name William. Sometimes shortened to "Gui" for short. Guillaumes' are creative, sensitive, terribly-attractive, have a love for shoes, but sometimes introverted.
If you ever have the pleasure to meet a Guillaume to not pass up the chance. They will make you laugh and sing!
If you ever have the pleasure to meet a Guillaume to not pass up the chance. They will make you laugh and sing!
by More than Fun February 04, 2010
Jonathon: "Boss, All of the systems have gone offline, nobody can take any cash out of the cash machines. Literally, they are all broken"
Boss: Who the fuck has done a Guillaume?
Wendy: Boss, do you mind if I jump in there and just update it myself cos IT are busy?
Boss: We do not need another fucking Guillaume on our hands.
Boss: Who the fuck has done a Guillaume?
Wendy: Boss, do you mind if I jump in there and just update it myself cos IT are busy?
Boss: We do not need another fucking Guillaume on our hands.
by Randy Tarvey November 15, 2017