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guilio by SurealPotatoX May 8, 2018
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Giulio
If you find a Giulio you are very lucky. Giulio makes an AMAZING lover, hung like a horse. Giulios are always thinking about what their partner wants. A Giulio may also be a super hot stoner, with slightly idealistic views of life. Giulio is very smart and a wonderfully creative. He is in constant strive for his own personal identity.... This might get annoying to the people around him. Giulios are not very popular, but this feeds their creative energy. A Giulio has a few close friends and is extremely loyal. Giulios are not mainstream, they like to be individuals. Giulios often enjoy sports and the outdoors. They often dress in flannels, blue jeans, hoodies, vans, and beanies. Giulios listen to the best music. They often struggle with an ongoing internal battle between a sense of superior intellect that often comes across as condescending, and being extremely kind-hearted. Giulios are pretty fucking cool. Even if they don't always know it. They make great friends.
Lizzie- I lost my virginity this week end!!!
Becky- OH MY GAWD!!! WHO WITH!?!?!?
Lizzie- Giulio! It was magical.
Becky- Wow... How can you still walk??
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Rachel- Look its Giulio. He must have just got back from camping.
Barbie-Are those hickies all over his neck??
Rachel-I wouldn't be surprised. Who wouldn't hook up with him? I mean he is such a sweetheart but he also just has that cool... You know that whole "I'm to smart to give a fuck" thing?
Barbie- Yeah, I'd want to smoke with him some time...
Rachel- Who wouldn't..
Becky- OH MY GAWD!!! WHO WITH!?!?!?
Lizzie- Giulio! It was magical.
Becky- Wow... How can you still walk??
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Rachel- Look its Giulio. He must have just got back from camping.
Barbie-Are those hickies all over his neck??
Rachel-I wouldn't be surprised. Who wouldn't hook up with him? I mean he is such a sweetheart but he also just has that cool... You know that whole "I'm to smart to give a fuck" thing?
Barbie- Yeah, I'd want to smoke with him some time...
Rachel- Who wouldn't..
Giulio by OneHappyCamper17 December 13, 2011
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guilio • Guiliooze • guillotine • Giulio • Guilo • Guilnor • Guilford • guilfoy • Guilao • Guilford, Ct
GUILLOM
Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
GUILLOM
GUILLOM by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021
Meat Guillotine
Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Meat Guillotine by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015
penis guillotine
when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
penis guillotine by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
guillotining a turtle head
The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
guillotining a turtle head by spiderno22 August 22, 2010
Jewish Guillotine
When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
Jewish Guillotine by BennyBooty October 5, 2017
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