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1- the act of sharting in mouth while fingering twin sisters.
2- to have too many people in the back seat of the car.
3- to be whipped
4- the act of using gorilla glue.
5- to improperly fine a person
1- I totally guilfoy'd your mom last night
2- We have a guilfoy
3- You are totally guilfoy'd
4- I am going to guilfoy this table back together
5- Better watch out or he will guilfoy you.
guilfoy by jpf iv December 25, 2008
Words you can keep
1- to be whipped
2- the act of sharting your mom's mouth while fingering her twin sister
3- the act of having one too many people in the backseat of a car.
1- You are so Guilfoy'ed
2- Mike Guilfoy'ed your mom last night
3- WE GOT A GUILFOY
guilfoy by iwanttoguilfoyyou December 14, 2008
(v.) or (n.) the act of sharting in a girls mouth while she touches your taint and spits it back into your belly button while preforming oral sex to your sister
Mike guilfoy'd his mom.
guilfoy by zackhessel December 11, 2008
Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
gilfoyle by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014
a town with one of the most famous greens in america.
a town were if your not from it you would think everyone is a rich snob, but the truth is that only about 50% of the town is rich. its true that there are snobs but not alot.

a town split into two: North Guilford and downtown Guilford,
North Guilford tends to be more rural (even tho there is farms, doesnt mean that they are hicks.

a school system that isnt that great, including a high school that has mold and rotting stuff. even tho that they have one of best music programs.

best town to party and hang in.

:D
the musician is from Guilford? then they must be the best!
Guilford by <3Horse.Cwazy<3 March 6, 2011

Guilford, CT 

Guilford is literally the gem of the CT shoreline. Its's small and "quaint," which unfortunately attracts thousands of tourists during the summer (something the locals do NOT enjoy). It's populated by beautiful and, for the most part, wealthy families who have trickled down from the major cities, like New York, to live a life of luxury on the ocean.

The offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of CT. The guys maintain their families' legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. They drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. Guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. Guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy's money and their mother's good looks. Though some may call them snobbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. Their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-Guilford resident to turn down.

Guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire shoreline. With a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other Guilford residents. No wonder the world so easily falls for Guilford.
Boy: You're amazing! Where are you from?
Girl: Guilford, CT
Boy: Ah, I should've known. Guilford girls are by far the best.
Guilford, CT by dfsdfsdf July 12, 2009

Guilford, Ct 

Guilford: is a town in New Haven County, Connecticut, United States, that borders Madison, Branford, North Branford and Durham, and is situated on I-95 and the coast. The population was 21,398 at the 2000 census. It was named one of the top 100 places to live in the United States by Money magazine in 20052.First settled in 1639, Guilford has the third largest collection of historic homes in New England, with important buildings from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. There are five historic house museums, including Dudley Farm, which hosts a farmers' market on Saturdays.n Connecticut as defined on Urban Dictionary:Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
Have you ever been to Sachem's Head in Guilford,CT? If you haven't you have no idea what you're missing out on.

Oh, you're from Guilford, CT? So, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
or
Oh, you're from Connecticut? Then, you must come from money.

Guilford, Ct by lala2525 June 14, 2008
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