griffybit
a beautiful man that plays idleon
griffybit by ghostofmk06 December 14, 2023
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Andy Griffith
Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.
Andy Griffith by ATW August 18, 2005
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The Griffith Femto Theory
A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021
Robbie griffiths
Strongest lad going, if you have a fight with him you'll basically die and he works on a farm and gets paid more than every person ever existed
A:"Watch out that's Robbie there,don't look at him"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
Robbie griffiths by DongerLordBlbanter June 5, 2015
joe griffith
A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
joe griffith by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
Griffiths
A strong character sometimes when a person has the last name Griffiths they can become very deep in though They have a passion for the unknown and supernatural You can trust them they are hard to fall in and out of love so if you catch there eye find yourself lucky they will also be kind and caring to be honest they are good at most subjects in school!
griffith'd
When a person is subjected to the cruelest possible tortures that man can produce for an entire year. I.E. having one's skin peeled off and the muscles exposed while not removing enough blood to kill them.
Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Person#1: "did you see that scene in game of tones, where Trimble tromble killed bilbo baggins?
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
griffith'd by Simply_Unlikeable December 29, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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