griffybit
a beautiful man that plays idleon
griffybit by ghostofmk06 December 14, 2023
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Andy Griffith
Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.
Andy Griffith by ATW August 18, 2005
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The Griffith Femto Theory
A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021
Robbie griffiths
Strongest lad going, if you have a fight with him you'll basically die and he works on a farm and gets paid more than every person ever existed
A:"Watch out that's Robbie there,don't look at him"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
Robbie griffiths by DongerLordBlbanter June 5, 2015
joe griffith
A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
joe griffith by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
Griffiths
A strong character sometimes when a person has the last name Griffiths they can become very deep in though They have a passion for the unknown and supernatural You can trust them they are hard to fall in and out of love so if you catch there eye find yourself lucky they will also be kind and caring to be honest they are good at most subjects in school!
griffith'd
When a person is subjected to the cruelest possible tortures that man can produce for an entire year. I.E. having one's skin peeled off and the muscles exposed while not removing enough blood to kill them.
Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Person#1: "did you see that scene in game of tones, where Trimble tromble killed bilbo baggins?
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
griffith'd by Simply_Unlikeable December 29, 2017
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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