guetch

slang word for the perineum, or the part of the male body between the balls and anus, also known as the taint

Welcome to Brunswick, Georgia, otherwise known as the guetch of America.

by N. Phil Trader September 21, 2008

Gretch

To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength

Hey let me gretch that for you

by Arcxus January 18, 2021

Gletch

A term used for something exceptionally nice, used by Kevin Hart and AJS to describe fine women and fine stuff.

"Wow, that lady was fine, gletch!"

by 1Fet November 18, 2020

getcha popcorn ready

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.

Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

by Nicholas D January 14, 2009

getchyo

ghetto combination of the words "get" and "your"

getchyo fine ass ova hurr gurlllllll

by lueford March 8, 2011

Gretchum

A derivation of greasy characterized by a disgustingly overwhelming amount of moxie towards even the most ordinary facets of life. Usually with an affinity for unorthodox hobbies including, but not limited to sword collecting, ant farm building, magic card trading, and beanie baby making. Hard to describe, yet easy to recognize, the gretchum kid will be the one who everyone wonders how he's still in public school. "What is that kid's deal?" or "What the hell is he doing?" are common question when eyeing a gretchum kid.

"Someone go tell that gretchum kid to stop eating the all the cheetos. He reeks like a past date jar of velvetta cheese thats been in a kiln filled with dead animal carcacuses for around 3 days."

"Bob Saget"

by Peter And Nate April 22, 2007

getch yo' nappy.....

A common preface used to demand someone depart from your presence.

getch Yo' Nappy..... ass out of my face, fo' I whoop yo ass

by Pizzlej March 18, 2019