guessedge

knowledge under construction

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Guesseneuh

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".

Bitch u guessed it.

by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014

Bitch you guessed it

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.

Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"

by Baby Jade April 22, 2016

bitch you guessed it

1.When someone states the obvious.

2. The name of a song . It's really stupid but good at the same time.

-Jamie is a hoe
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!!
WOO!
YOU WAS RIGHT.

-Light Yagami,you are Kira

-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

WOO
YOU WAS RIGHT!

-Justin Bieber is a faggot
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
WOO
YOU WAS FUCKING RIGHT

by ButtercupUtoniumBitch October 9, 2016

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

guesselle

A perfectionist person but doesn't want to admit it, A good leader and a good member, stupid when it comes to love but knows how to pick theirself if they failed. Knows how when to walk out of the scene, they'll be a good parent but idk they might be single until someone can be as good as them.

Omg, you're such a Guesselle bestie!

by ItsmeAsh June 8, 2021