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Guess who's in my mouth 

A popular party game, many men (ideally 10 or so) gather in a room while one guy gets on his knees blindfolded, then one random guy puts his penis in the blindfolded man's mouth, the blindfolded man must then guess who's in his mouth.
Me and the other guys got together last night and played "Guess who's in my mouth" all night.
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subjective guess who 

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The only difference is that all questions must be subjective in nature. There should be no way to be 100% sure if you are elimating the correct people or not. No one ever really wins, but it is really fun.
Sample questions:
"Is, or has your person ever been, a librarian?"
"Is your person racist?"
"Is your person a member of a wine-of-the-month club?"
"Does your person own multiple cats?"

Examples of questions not allowed in subjective guess who:
"Does your person have a mustache?"
"Does your person have long hair?"

guess whos back 

Eminem's common interlude to a hit, or a rapper's greeting
"Guess whos back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend."Eminem (without me)
guess whos back by Ollie March 5, 2005

guess whos banned 

Guess whos banned! Guess whos banned on all of thei accounts! Its me! This is truly an honour. Im honoured to be banned on all of my accounts by the worst mods on earth.
Hey, Guess whos banned!
What?
ITS MEE
guess whos banned by IcEDCave November 15, 2021

Guess whos finnally getting his powers!

Guess whos finnally getting his powers! Pretty sure?
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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