guaydo 

A gay guido. A homosexual specimen of the guido variety.

Damn man, I coulda sworn John Michael was a guaydo but he just hooked up with a chick.

guaydo by Big&beautiful March 29, 2010

Graydon 

A nice guy with a massive horse cock. He is tall and he dresses like a skater. Acts like a crackhead.

That guy Graydon. He has a massive cock.

Graydon by Uhhhhegehev December 3, 2021

gaydorable 

Adj., meaning 'adorable,' but specifically in the context of homosexuals being adorable.

Exceptions can be made with two people of the same sex being gay with each other, but not mutually homosexual or in a relationship.

"Did you see our gays watching a movie on the couch the other night? They fell asleep on each other!"
"That is SO gaydorable."

"Yo, Steve and I are off to shop for sheets for my bed."
"...that is gaydorable, Rob."
"Shut the fuck up."

gaydorable by Anonandon March 28, 2010

Guardo 

Guardo come back please

Bro guardo has been gone for 2 weeks

Guardo come back please

Guardo by Fidget :) December 11, 2020

Seymour Guado 

Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P

Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.

He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:

"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"

"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"

"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."

He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.

Me? Neither. I love him to bits.

Fangirl #1] Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2] *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3] He should get it on with Sephiroth!!

*Fangasm*

Seymour Guado by Froggie Guado May 7, 2007

Graydon 

The best person ever. Enough said.

See that amazing person over there? He's a Graydon. Sure he's not Chuck Norris? Yeah, he's too cool.

Graydon by OneTooFreee August 9, 2012

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler

Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

Gaydolf Shitler by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009