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The sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He never hesitates to tell you that you're beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. John Michael is always honest, and is the best listener. He has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. He's also the most attractive guy ever. I'm so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.
John Michaels make the best boyfriends.
by Habr December 13, 2013
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A pretty funny guy, superb music taste. Dry humored, thinks he is edgy but in reality he is actually just kinda insensitive .Always good to have one in your friend group, or just as a plus one.
"is that guy listening to Ballroom Blitz? What a John Michael!"
by coastruca May 13, 2018
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JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.
by his maker January 05, 2010
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A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.
Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
by Thatguy4life November 04, 2018
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a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.
"John Michael was roasting me today and basically i was not having it"
by earl rosco February 21, 2019
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Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.
That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.
by John-Michael December 17, 2016
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A big pile of garbage that loves guacamole and is engaged to someone way out of his league. He usually has the coolest brothers that are way more attractive and talented than he is and will forever be cooler than him.
John Michael is gay.
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