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tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Guayna-be 

In Puerto Rico, someone who is a wannabe guaynabicho or guaynabicha.

Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.

This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.

Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".
"You are such a guayna-be, wearing counterfeit Crocs and fake Lacoste"

"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"
Guayna-be by esekaese July 8, 2012

La Garnacha 

I think its time to douche la garnacha I can smell it from across the room.
La Garnacha by d.t.v. October 24, 2019

Guarnaschelli 

Guarnaschelli is an Italian last name. They are either a teacher or a chef. They are usually a very fun, sarcastic, bubbly person. But, sometimes they can be simply just weird, in a good or bad way. Overall, they are a wonderful person to know. One nickname for them is Guarn.
Him: OMG! Is that Guarnaschelli?!
Her: YASS! It’s Guarn! Let’s go say Hi.
Guarnaschelli by Steggy April 5, 2021

Ryan Guarantee 

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight
Teacher: Is Gurnav here?
Gurnav: It's pronounced "Bobby."
Gurnav by kylla757 February 5, 2020