guardibob

a person who is attracted to gay men

i watched some gay porn yesterday, does that make me a guardibob?

by Blarb Shmittz December 9, 2008

Josep Guardiola

A Catalan footballer who first became a legend as a midfielder with FC Barcelona in the early 90s.

In 2009 he became a legend as a manager when he lead Barça to a historic continental treble, winning the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champion's League in his first season as manager of the club.

He also holds the La Liga record for the most yellow cards in a career.

Person 1: I wish I could be a better midfielder.

Person 2: Just watch some films of Josep Guardiola!

by futbolista May 29, 2009

guardiolism

A football philosophy rooted in hypocrisy which outwardly portrays the illusion of "being in it for the spectacle" but in practice preaches flopping to the floor, petty theatrics and making excuses when things don't go your way.

The Italian National Football Team is a staunch supporter of Guardiolism. The player's can't seem to stand up on their own legs!

by Potele May 15, 2022

Guardiola

a place off the coast of Spain that is known by its conquer of Sargeant Iola.

Last summer I went to Guardiola

by Lass March 1, 2007

Pep Guardiola

Manager of FC Barcelona. Promotes beautiful football, lead Barcelona to the famed sextuple in his first year in charge. He also happens to be a hot piece of ass, he is by far the sexiest manager in the world. Proud Catalan man.

"Who's that guy who's a mix between Arsene Wenger and José Mourihno?"

"Oh, Pep Guardiola."

by innitgirl May 9, 2010

Pep Guardiola

A very successful Catalan Football Manager, who prefers an attacking style of football. He spent much of his playing career at FC Barcelona. His managerial career started off with Barca’s B team and then their first team from 2008-2012, where he won countless of domestic and European titles. From 2013-2016, he managed FC Bayern Munich and dominated the Bundesliga. Now, Guardiola is currently managing Manchester City and working towards their first European title. Although only having won domestic titles in Manchester, Guardiola has broken numerous records with the club.

although not as great as Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola is a managerial great.

by citeh citeh citeh November 24, 2018

Guardiola'd

To be 'pep'd' or 'peppered' or 'tired'

Derived from the name of the FC Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola

Tom: Man, my shift at work was 12 hours, i'm absolutely Guardiola'd!

by Asherj123 March 27, 2011