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Guardiola'd 

To be 'pep'd' or 'peppered' or 'tired'

Derived from the name of the FC Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola
Tom: Man, my shift at work was 12 hours, i'm absolutely Guardiola'd!
Guardiola'd by Asherj123 March 27, 2011

Josep Guardiola 

A Catalan footballer who first became a legend as a midfielder with FC Barcelona in the early 90s.

In 2009 he became a legend as a manager when he lead Barça to a historic continental treble, winning the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champion's League in his first season as manager of the club.

He also holds the La Liga record for the most yellow cards in a career.
Person 1: I wish I could be a better midfielder.

Person 2: Just watch some films of Josep Guardiola!
Josep Guardiola by futbolista May 29, 2009

Pep Guardiola 

Manager of FC Barcelona. Promotes beautiful football, lead Barcelona to the famed sextuple in his first year in charge. He also happens to be a hot piece of ass, he is by far the sexiest manager in the world. Proud Catalan man.
"Who's that guy who's a mix between Arsene Wenger and José Mourihno?"

"Oh, Pep Guardiola."
Pep Guardiola by innitgirl May 9, 2010

Pep Guardiola 

A very successful Catalan Football Manager, who prefers an attacking style of football. He spent much of his playing career at FC Barcelona. His managerial career started off with Barca’s B team and then their first team from 2008-2012, where he won countless of domestic and European titles. From 2013-2016, he managed FC Bayern Munich and dominated the Bundesliga. Now, Guardiola is currently managing Manchester City and working towards their first European title. Although only having won domestic titles in Manchester, Guardiola has broken numerous records with the club.
although not as great as Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola is a managerial great.
Pep Guardiola by citeh citeh citeh November 24, 2018

Pepe Guardiola 

This is Pep Guardiola when he's not winning championships. When Pep Guardiola is having a bad season he enters Pepe Guardiola mode.
interviwer: so, Guardiola, how was the 2016/2017 season for Manchester City?
Pep Guardiola: Well, this season made me feel like Pepe Guardiola .
Pepe Guardiola by 2nd2 December 17, 2017

Gladiola 

Gladiola is a very smart and charismatic girl that she usually looks quiet or she kinda has a bitchy expression on her face and is misunderstood by people because of it but on the inside she is a cute dynamic cinnamon roll and many times a softie she cares about other people's emotions and she always gets to make them happy she is very independent and a feminist she alsoo likes nature and wants to protect it ,most of the time she reads books cause she's pretty much a bookworm or she'll be burning her eyes watching Netflix
Gladiola is being defined
Gladiola by Kawaiiskato69 February 7, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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