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To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.
Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez
by citeh citeh citeh September 23, 2020
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A 16-year-old Nickelodeon star that got famous off the show Dance Mom. She’s famous for her hair bows, receding hairline, and for dressing like a little girl. A lot of people hate on her for acting young, but she’s still a better role model than people like Danielle Cohn. She’s not afraid to express herself and does not fake pregnancies or marriages for clout. Looking up to someone who expresses their youth is better than someone who fakes being an adult solely for attention and money.
Jojo Siwa is childish, but she’s not a thot
by citeh citeh citeh July 06, 2019
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The best midfielder in the world. There shouldn’t be a debate because that man can see anything and carries Man City on his back. The only people who don’t agree are United fans that are trying to get likes and retweets on Football Twitter
It shouldn’t be a debate that Kevin De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, but a bunch of United football Twitter virgins disagree
by citeh citeh citeh September 23, 2020
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A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.
Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016
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BryanStars, formally Bryan Odell, is a YouTube star known for interviewing bands such as Piece the Veil, Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Asking Alexandria, etc. His interviews are usually laid back and very humorous that will just make you laugh until your ass off. Besides interviewing bands, he also has segments called BryanStars News, where he updates his subscribers on the latest pop-punk/post-hardcore/metalcore news. He was also well known for wearing a blue Aeropostale shirt with jeans in most of his videos. However, BryanStars changed for the worse when he joined the cringeworthy My Digitial Escape YouTube Collab. Since then, he has quit his interviews and has put out videos with useless content.
Fangirl 1: Did you see the new BryanStars interview with SWS?
Fangirl 2: That was just an old one... He uploaded the uncut version.
by citeh citeh citeh August 03, 2016
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BryanStars, formally Bryan Odell, is a YouTube star known for interviewing bands such as Piece the Veil, Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Asking Alexandria, etc. His interviews are usually laid back and very humorous that will just make you laugh until your ass off. Besides interviewing bands, he also has segments called BryanStars News, where he updates his subscribers on the latest pop-punk/post-hardcore/metalcore news. He was also well known for wearing a blue Aeropostale shirt with jeans in most of his videos. However, BryanStars changed for the worse when he joined the cringeworthy My Digitial Escape YouTube Collab. Since then, he has quit his interviews and has put out videos with useless content.
Fangirl 1: Did you see the new BryanStars interview with SWS?
Fangirl 2: That was just an old one... He uploaded the uncut version.
by citeh citeh citeh August 03, 2016
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BryanStars, formally Bryan Odell, is a YouTube star known for interviewing bands such as Piece the Veil, Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Asking Alexandria, etc. His interviews are usually laid back and very humorous that will just make you laugh until your ass off. Besides interviewing bands, he also has segments called BryanStars News, where he updates his subscribers on the latest pop-punk/post-hardcore/metalcore news. He was also well known for wearing a blue Aeropostale shirt with jeans in most of his videos. However, BryanStars changed for the worse when he joined the cringeworthy My Digitial Escape YouTube Collab. Since then, he has quit his interviews and has put out videos with useless content.
Fangirl 1: Did you see the new BryanStars interview with SWS?
Fangirl 2: That was just an old one... He uploaded the uncut version.
by citeh citeh citeh August 03, 2016
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