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Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE
Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole
by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018
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Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis
by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019
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Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Red Guacomole

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood
Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!
by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008
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Guacamole nigga penis

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis
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Guacamole nigga toilet

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.
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Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
by Wyumi June 17, 2020
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