guacomole 

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE

Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

guacomole by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018

Guacomole Nigga Penis 

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

Guacomole Nigga Penis by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

Mexican Guacomole by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Red Guacomole 

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood

Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!

Red Guacomole by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole nigga toilet by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis 

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020