Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

Guacomole Nigga Penis by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019

Giacoma

the type of guy who is like a bully, steals from his friends, likes to talk shit about people. especially family. Add alcohol and the problems just doubles, at least.

aka scammer, punk, asshole.

Did you see Dick at the party last night, he was acting like a real giacoma!

Giacoma by sumwytdude October 18, 2012

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guacobama

Guacobama is a signature dish Barack Obama and Guacomole. Mostly served in the US, it is only good if you have obamas face as the design for the mascot.

To celetebrate 4th of July, I will be served guacobama as my side dish.

guacobama by Ellie Gardner July 1, 2016

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guacomole

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE

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Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

guacomole by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018

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anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

anal glacoma by OutlawJN December 15, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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