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MAGAphile 

A MAGAphile is is true believer in the Donald Trump cult named after his 2016 campaign slogan, Make America Great Again, which basically means undoing and blocking anything Obama did or the liberals want. Like Trump himself, they seek to be shameless paragons of deplorableness and incorrigibility. This is all okay because the liberals shamelessly murder their own babies, but someday soon liberals will be stopped from this vile form of family planning. And we'll also all be free to say Merry Christmas and Happy Thanksgiving without fear of persecution.
I strive to be fair and balanced, but when the MAGAphiles show up to comment online, I feel compelled to block them to protect my brain cells from leaking out of the self-inflicted head gashes when my TDS trauma reaction begins. (Besides! How many of them are Russian Bots anyway?!)
MAGAphile by aresmars2000 January 11, 2020

Gadgophile 

A person who displays an unhealthy obsession with their mobile devices.
Due to his Gadgophelia, Joe fell down the mall escalator while fondeling his gadgetalia. He's a horrible Gadgophile.
Gadgophile by Genopolis January 6, 2011

gabephile 

A type of person that can't stand the company of anyone with the name of Gabe; usually distracted by a voluptuous butt or a cute face, a gabephile cannot last near someone named Gabe.
I cannot see Gabe today, I am a gabephile
gabephile by magnaTHOR April 29, 2022

Gagaphillia

An obsession with Lady Gaga, pretty much to an unhealthy extent. There are 2 types:

Gagaphillia Fameatosis - An obsession which developed from 'the fame' or the song 'christmas tree'

Gagaphillia monstrosis - An obsession developed from 'the fame monster', caused by exposure to 'bad romance', 'teeth' or 'dance in the dark'.

Both consist of focusing on attitude, fashion and abnormality. Strikes mostly camwhores, scene kids and open-minded poser goths.
Girl1: OMG!!!!!!! THATZ POKERFACE!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Girl2: WTF?!?
Girl1's boyfriend: Gagaphillia

or

15-yr-old gay-goth wannabe: RA-RA-RA-A-A, RO-MA-RO-MA-MA...
Scene girl: I <3 GAGA
–Gagaphillia monstrosis–
Gagaphillia by Gagaphile December 5, 2009

Ginaphile 

Normally of the feral male species, but has been spotted amidst the general female population. Although the feral male race is the dominant one. Also known as Ginacus Philius, the Ginaphile will hunt down and track young attractive Ginas in their mid 20's and begin courting them almost immediatly.
Their methods include an unignorable sense of humour, which leaves the potential mate wanting them and with this they draw their victim in closer till trust is gained and then the bonding is complete. The specific Gina has no option but to mate with the ginaphile and spend its remaing days in its care.

The Ginaphile also has an uncanny ability to do this at remarkable speed and in an almost flawless way. But once mated the Ginaphile remains true to his catch.

Ginacus Philius
Last recorded sighting on the east coast of Ireland.
Legend has it that the courtship is said to be one of magic and anyone who has witnessed it has been brought to tears in awe of it.
Ginas Arena Stephen Loverboy

The Ginaphile has been compared to vampires in its powers of suduction. Tought to be almost godlike, a perfect hunter that never strays off coarse until its captured its Gina
Ginaphile by thecomedian777 July 13, 2011

ganjaphile 

ad: wow he's smoking a lot recently
lc: yeah, he's a real ganjaphile
ganjaphile by LostCucumber March 8, 2014