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Swedish slang for masturbating while crying
I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.
grunka by Yamata October 17, 2017
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When you cry and jerk of at the same time

(Swedish Gråta = cry , Runka = Jerk off)
"Har du några planer till helgen"
"Aa ja ska grunka hela veckan"
"Ta livet av dig hora"
Grunka by fagslayer37 May 12, 2023
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When you cry and wank at the same time.
"Ahh i didn't get any girl tonight again" Response: "Well then just go grunka bro"
grunka by juliandm March 22, 2017

grunka lunka 

Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody' cousins which ussualy has a moral or tries to teach the lstener a lesson...
"grunka lunka, doo ba dee daa, we are the most badass muthas by far!"

"grunka lunka, dooo ba dee doom, we will steal ur daughter from her room!"

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle
I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD
grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017
The built- up secretions that create clumps in the hair surrounding your asshole.
He spends the majority of his shower time diligently eradicating stubborn grungas.
grungas by Dr Bunnygirl March 1, 2018
A Genre of Music that is a Military/March or folk song that represents a Nation.
The song When Johnny Comes Marching Home is a example of American Gunka.
Gunka by Perryism November 21, 2019
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