Grunka

When you cry and jerk of at the same time

(Swedish Gråta = cry , Runka = Jerk off)

"Har du några planer till helgen"
"Aa ja ska grunka hela veckan"
"Ta livet av dig hora"

by fagslayer37 May 12, 2023

grunka

Swedish slang for masturbating while crying

I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.

by Yamata October 17, 2017

grunka lunka

Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody' cousins which ussualy has a moral or tries to teach the lstener a lesson...

"grunka lunka, doo ba dee daa, we are the most badass muthas by far!"

"grunka lunka, dooo ba dee doom, we will steal ur daughter from her room!"

by Christian Martin (aka The Crazy Russian) September 8, 2008

grunka

When you cry and wank at the same time.

"Ahh i didn't get any girl tonight again" Response: "Well then just go grunka bro"

by juliandm March 22, 2017