Grunkie

Grunkie is a great uncle who specializes in buying you and the homies white claws any day, anywhere, anytime. Grunkie goes harder than anyone else when slamming the claws

Joe - Grunkie can you pass me a white claw?!
Grunkie - *proceeds to grab a white claw and just completely slams it right in front of you*
Joe - YO GRUNKIE CHILL

by beaver muncher 2000 April 11, 2020

Grunkie

A chilled out dude who’s always laid back and ready for a good time. Whether it’s a football party, backyard party, or a prom party, he is always the type who will with our hesitation, attend. This type of person may use the term “radical” or “sup” too much, but it’s usually always positive. He also has a typical surfer accent but typically doesn’t go about surfing, instead laying on the couch like it’s a lazy Sunday. All in all, he may be a tad bit lazy or chill, but he means well and generally a type of person The Homies will accept.

A Grunkie: Bruh, like let’s just go to the party, I hear they’re watching football man!
Bob: Seriously? When we have homework due tomorrow? You’re such a Grunkie man!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 26, 2020

Grunkie

A type of chill and laid back dude. He always goes with the flow and is down for whatever. What he is most down for, though, is any and all parties. Whether it is a football party, prom party, or pool party, he will attend and even make the party more lively. Also, they would rather game than do any physical activities. While a bit lazy, Grunkies are a great choice to be accepted into The Homies.

Grunkie: I don’t wanna work out, I’mma just sit here and play Among Us.
Bob: Dude you’re such a Grunkie!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

Grunkie

A very grotesque person; gross+chunky

You're Grunkie

by Washed up sloth October 13, 2015

grunkle stan

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Grunkle

It is your great uncle but you are just too lazy to say the whole thing

Is that your grunkle peww he stinks of wee

by doctordoo November 6, 2007

Grunkledy

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018