grunius

the opposite of genius, specifically to make them offended

toby: cortez i hate you!
cortez: whatever grunius!

by cortez the destroyer November 23, 2024

Behold my gunius

a phrase told by markiplier who is "the smartest dumb man alive"

how to say gunius gun-e-us now you can say Behold my gunius

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 12, 2021

Grunkus

Garbage/food/ unidentifiable substance

Sarah, it appears you have some grunkus on your face.

by Sara Rebecca July 2, 2021

Gruntus

Nickname for a large VERY heavily muscled man, more likely a powerlifter or strongman than a bodybuilder. Usually used when the guy looks the part-- sweat-soaked T-shirt, lifting belt, chalk dust, etc. Calling a woman strength athlete "Gruntus" is usually an insult, so choose wisely.

GymRat: "I'm gonna do some deadlifts, got any chalk?"
Lifter: "Naah, go ask Gruntus over at the power rack."
GymRat: "No way, man, he looks like he'd snap me like a toothpick!"

by DukeCityMuscle November 9, 2012

Grundus

Area between a mans bellybutton and phallus, commonly known to cause pleasure when rubbed.

Michael has never had his grundus rubbed by a woman.

by SneakyTurtle69 July 10, 2022

grungus

people who like cock and balls torture

God damn when she crushed my balls it felt so good and thats when I knew I was a grungus.

by cock and balls torture May 18, 2019

grungus

"Grungus" is a word used to describe filth. It is both an adjective and a noun. Things that are dirty/filthy are "grungus" or "covered in grungus." The word is more than this: it is the embodiment of disgust and repulsion, and is typically used hyperbolically.

"Sis wtf did you cook in here, the kitchen is covered in grungus."
or
(reacting to something gross) "That shit's grungus, bro."

by teen_angst May 2, 2022