gruntus

when you give a man or woman oral sex and sniff hard, and peubs go up your nose, and in your brain, and attack your cells and you get peubitus

Dude, i was licking my woman out last night, and i snorted really loud, and a pueb went up my nose and touched my brain, now i cant stop thinking about poodles masturbating, even thos dogs dont have the skeletal structure to do so."
"Dude your so sussed"

by Justin, Aimee, Cazz, Donna, Rach January 31, 2005

Gruntus

Nickname for a large VERY heavily muscled man, more likely a powerlifter or strongman than a bodybuilder. Usually used when the guy looks the part-- sweat-soaked T-shirt, lifting belt, chalk dust, etc. Calling a woman strength athlete "Gruntus" is usually an insult, so choose wisely.

GymRat: "I'm gonna do some deadlifts, got any chalk?"
Lifter: "Naah, go ask Gruntus over at the power rack."
GymRat: "No way, man, he looks like he'd snap me like a toothpick!"

by DukeCityMuscle November 9, 2012