Gruntus

Nickname for a large VERY heavily muscled man, more likely a powerlifter or strongman than a bodybuilder. Usually used when the guy looks the part-- sweat-soaked T-shirt, lifting belt, chalk dust, etc. Calling a woman strength athlete "Gruntus" is usually an insult, so choose wisely.

GymRat: "I'm gonna do some deadlifts, got any chalk?"
Lifter: "Naah, go ask Gruntus over at the power rack."
GymRat: "No way, man, he looks like he'd snap me like a toothpick!"

by DukeCityMuscle November 9, 2012

gruntus

when you give a man or woman oral sex and sniff hard, and peubs go up your nose, and in your brain, and attack your cells and you get peubitus

Dude, i was licking my woman out last night, and i snorted really loud, and a pueb went up my nose and touched my brain, now i cant stop thinking about poodles masturbating, even thos dogs dont have the skeletal structure to do so."
"Dude your so sussed"

by Justin, Aimee, Cazz, Donna, Rach January 31, 2005

Gruntosaurus Rex

taking a dinosaur-sized crap; would win the "shit of the year" contest; the kind of dump where you lose weight.

After not crapping for a week, I sat down and loaded up the bowl with a Gruntosaurus Rex.

by DinoDave May 6, 2010

Gruntswell

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.

Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?

by BenGordon October 18, 2011

Grizzle Grunts

Are the crumbs left over from baking a pie in someone's pussy and/or ass.

Is also the king of World of Warcraft.

Damn those were some good grizzle grunts out of ron and jimmy's ass.

Omg über pwnage I met king grizzle grunts from WoW

by Antone_shackleten February 24, 2009

Runny grunts

Runny shit, diarrhea, watery poop.

Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.

So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!

by Bobby Knobi May 28, 2010

Grunkus

Garbage/food/ unidentifiable substance

Sarah, it appears you have some grunkus on your face.

by Sara Rebecca July 2, 2021