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grundel 

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Grundel is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a grundel?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
grundel by Chane. January 17, 2021

gundelf 

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A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.
"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"
gundelf by Roomsterman June 5, 2016

grundeller

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A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel
That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing
grundeller by PSK480 December 15, 2008

grundeler 

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someone who enjoys sniffing, licking, or biting a grundle patch, especially a sweaty one.
Cuffin: Did you see that grundeler? what a disgusting bastard.
Leonard: What a fucking shanker
grundeler by cuffin September 30, 2005

Grundelthumper 

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A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.
Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.
Grundelthumper by Betdog November 4, 2012

Grundel Grab 

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The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.
Grundel Grab by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009
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