grumpit 

A noun that can be substituted to mean mostly funny things.

Is that a grumpit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The bathroom is now wall papered in explosive grumpit.

I see a little grumpit between your teeth.

Did you just grumpit?

grumpit by Dr. Patrice Coleman, UCLA May 31, 2010

Grumpit 

The random assortments of food found in a dish, particularly that of a smaller sort.

I'm scooping out all of the grumpits from the salad.

Grumpit by ladym521 April 26, 2025

Grumpstink 

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.

"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."

Grumpstink by Prof. S May 4, 2010

Grumpstep 

A musical sub-genre that consists of (normally) electronic remixes of audio clips from a famed Youtube channel, Game Grumps. Such songs include "Goof Troop Boof", "Banana Shoes", "BaBoom", and "Ice Hair".

Dude 1: Aw, man! Did you hear that Grumpstep song by xXJerryTerryXx?

Dude 2: Which one? Banana Shoes?

Dude 1: Yeah! I had that song stuck in my head for a whole week!

Grumpstep by Random_Grumpling November 11, 2012

grumptard 

A grumpy and retarded person

Channa says Peter is a grumptard all the time

grumptard by PitaBread January 20, 2008

Gumpit

A fat potato-like baby

Wow !that gumpit is huge!

Is your gumpit a boy or a girl?

Gumpit by Datishat June 4, 2018

grumpire 

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.

Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.

grumpire by mupchrch September 1, 2009