Grumpitude 

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

Grumpitude by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Trumpitude 

The mood of a person who assumes his words or actions bear no consequences.

Jimmy decided to change his trumpitude, after receiving a sound beating from the random woman whose ass he squeezed. Megan's trumpitude at the cashier quickly went viral, costing her friends, and her job.

Trumpitude by K.R. Omen December 1, 2016

Trumpitude 

A permanent, negative way of thinking or feeling about anyone with the last name Trump or anyone associated with them.

Millions of women around the world wearing pink pussy hats expressed their trumpitude during peaceful protests the day after the inauguration of the Tangerine Turd.

America's trumpitude became crystal clear after the formation of The Resistance to return their country to normalcy.

Nordstrom's discontinued Ivanka Trump's clothing line because they were worried about the trumpitude against her affecting their overall sales.

My trumpitude against "ALL things Trump" has awakened the political activist in me and has led to protests and other non-violent actions in person and through social media.

#RussiaGate #Rethuglicans #Trumpitude #Putin'sPuppet #ImpeachTrump

#Trump #Nepotism #Resist #Treason #BoycottTrump

#TheResistance #2018MidtermElections

Trumpitude by Mister Resistor May 26, 2017

gruntitude

the feeling a grunty gets when angry

similar to the word "attitude" gruntitude is the grunties for of attitude, seeing as they are smaller then us they dont have the same anger we get sometimes its smaller.

in a sentence "man that grunty is very rude, he needs to work on his gruntitude problems."

gruntitude by InsaneWind May 26, 2008

Gummitude

The added confidence and swagger that accompanies the chewing of gum.

Simon’s gummitude was on full display as he recounted his exploits while snacking on his chiclets. .

Gummitude by ms7 November 28, 2022

Frumpitude 

(Frump, 'tude, -tude), the state or condition of someone concidered to be common, dull, & unkempt, with a grudge against something; the quality of being average & innocuous, yet confrontational.

Without the Fitness Guru's & the Fashionistas, the Concerned Citizen' Advisory Meeting became the Hall of Frumpitude.

Frumpitude by DarthJohnny March 13, 2011

Graspitude 

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

Graspitude by Fuckthewest88 June 10, 2009