Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2
gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?
by cgriff88 March 22, 2009
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Gruffins

An incredibly rough unsatisfying handjob.
Dude I paid this girl for a good time but she gave me a gruffins!
by BuddyBuddie February 19, 2022
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Gruffin

A person who is grumpy 1st thing in the morning
What you being such a Gruffin for? bad night?
by DoofusMcgee June 30, 2011
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Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.
His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
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