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grudi

A polite term refering to a woman's breast.
'Nice grudi. May I kiss them?'
by Shadowwolf November 17, 2006
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Grudi Tong

That woman gave me a bad case of the grudi tong. I was so addicted to that booty, she couldn't get me off of her until 3 am.
by Mellowspurt February 3, 2018
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Grudge Butt

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.
Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.
by CodyKodak June 24, 2017
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Garudian

Relating to or having characteristics of the legendary race of mythical bird-like creatures named Garuda.
He is wearing Garudian armor powerful enough to withstand tremendous damage.
by GhostFalcon April 7, 2020
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Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013
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grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.
by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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Asian Grading Scale

These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family
Example of Asian Grading Scale:

Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!
by yshcbdjg,lvushkeysueuigslyifgh December 5, 2019
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