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to over touch shared food. to maul food that other people might want to eat as well
Please stop gruddling the olives Peter.
That garlic bread has been well gruddled!
I don't fancy eating them after she's been gruddling them.
Gruddle by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015
Words you can keep
The mix of both a sincere cuddle and intense groping.
He asked maria if she wanted to Gruddle with him and watch Teen Witch.. She could not deny such a eloquent request.
Gruddle by DaWordConcocter June 28, 2016
When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.
I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.
Gruddle by Rikstir July 4, 2018
A good gruddle session always leads to more.
gruddle by Ed Coles October 6, 2008
The team had a gruddle before and after the game
Gruddle by Alf's mum February 15, 2019

grundle fish

The act of diving head first into the groinular area looking for some fresh, salty grundle.
Gian grundle fishes like a truffle pig looking for black gold.
grundle fish by j$.devops October 5, 2010
Grundle is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a grundle?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
grundle by Chane. March 27, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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