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grudgeband
A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.
Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.
Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.
Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.
Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.
Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.
grudgeband by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
Related Words
grudgenda • grudgebaby • grudgeband • Grudgebank • Grudged • grudgeded • grudgededed • Grudgemaster • Grudgewank • Grudgina
grudgebaby
Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.
Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!
Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.
Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.
grudgebaby by Ernest Peabody August 2, 2006
Grudgewank
Commonly used in fandom related communities such as those in Livejournal, grudgewank is when one holds a constant grudge on someone that did mean things to them on the Internet in the past, and urges to degrade them as publicly as possible.
Grudgewank by Dakkiyura July 29, 2009
Grudgemaster
Someone who acts like a bitch towards everyone they know and tells them to get over it, but the moment someone is a bitch to them they get angry and never forgive you.
Timmy killed Sally’s dog with a pencil.
Sally cried. Timmy said “Your such a goddamn crybaby.”
Sally accidentally looked at Timmy without permission. Timmy had the Mexican drug cartel murder Sally’s family. Timmy then guilt tripped Sally for the rest of her life.
Timmy is the Grudgemaster.
Sally cried. Timmy said “Your such a goddamn crybaby.”
Sally accidentally looked at Timmy without permission. Timmy had the Mexican drug cartel murder Sally’s family. Timmy then guilt tripped Sally for the rest of her life.
Timmy is the Grudgemaster.
Grudgemaster by Archer Kole November 10, 2022
Grudged
Spun delusions that your body parts are bent the wrong way or twisted, usually caused by S.E.P.S. or large amounts of meth intake and/or lack of sleep.
Grudged by dizzgustin January 23, 2007
Grudgina
Getting a piece of ass in order to get back at someone. Typically, a close friend or relative works best.
John was so upset that his wife left him. So, he used her sister as a piece of grudgina.
That bitch really pissed me off, so I used her best friend for some hot grudgina.
That bitch really pissed me off, so I used her best friend for some hot grudgina.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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