groupwork 

A learning strategy devised by academics to divert attention from themselves and their own activities, cut down on teaching time and cause the maximum amount of stress and discomfort to their students. Groupwork involves the administration of complex, indecipherable assessment tasks which students are left to spend long hours together in each others' company to figure out leading often to short periods of abusive conflict and sometimes even longer periods of fornication and even marriage.

Jemima: Professor, can you please answer me a question about our assignment?

Professor: No I can't. You see, it's groupwork. You have to figure it out together with your team mates. Why not go and ask Brad to help you. He looks like he'd be happy to straighten you out. I have to go now and see if that infernal coffee bar is open yet.

groupwork by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Groupwork in bed 

When students fuck.

Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.

Groupwork in bed by JackHT September 17, 2018

group work 

1. An attempt by teachers to encourage "team work" that ultimately fails as one person does all the work while everyone gets credit.
2. An exercise where everyone quabbles to the end of the period in an attempt to finish an assignment.
3. Death.

After being assigned group work at school, Billy became mysteriously ill for the next few days.

group work by serenavandq February 6, 2012

Gary Groundwork 

The subtle art of attaining an individual of desire through hark work and patience.

Stage 1: Initiation
Stage 2: Sustained communication
Stage 3: More hard work and no play
Stage 4: BOOYAH!

Also known as Laying the Gary

The opposite of pash rape

Greg spent all night at the bar engaged Gary Groundwork whilst his mates hit the dancefloor for a bit of Pash Rape action

Gary Groundwork by wannabeerased January 14, 2008

lay groundwork 

when a guy or a girl starts a conversation with the purpose of getting a phone number or getting laid.

Guy: i think you should come here more often
Girl: hahaha i will
guys friend: ayyye nice way to lay groundwork

lay groundwork by Wetzpretz April 28, 2013

groupworm 

A person who does no work on group assessments. Bonus points if they complain about what you did later.

I stayed up finishing the science presentation because we were screwed over by a groupworm.

groupworm by Galvanizing April 5, 2020

Group Work 

A failed ritual in which you do a project with 2 or more people. Usually only one person will actually do the work while the groupmates dick around the whole time.

Ms Lawrance "Alright class this project will be group work, find your partners."

Cash talking to Doug "Yo get some nerdy kids over here so we can fuck around the whole period."

Group Work by A Human Male November 2, 2020