groupworm

A person who does no work on group assessments. Bonus points if they complain about what you did later.

I stayed up finishing the science presentation because we were screwed over by a groupworm.

by Galvanizing April 5, 2020

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groupwork

A learning strategy devised by academics to divert attention from themselves and their own activities, cut down on teaching time and cause the maximum amount of stress and discomfort to their students. Groupwork involves the administration of complex, indecipherable assessment tasks which students are left to spend long hours together in each others' company to figure out leading often to short periods of abusive conflict and sometimes even longer periods of fornication and even marriage.

Jemima: Professor, can you please answer me a question about our assignment?

Professor: No I can't. You see, it's groupwork. You have to figure it out together with your team mates. Why not go and ask Brad to help you. He looks like he'd be happy to straighten you out. I have to go now and see if that infernal coffee bar is open yet.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

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Grouporn

The act of watching porn in a group.

"I watched some wrestling fetish thing on youporn with the girls yesterday and I'm thinking about incorporating it into my next mixer"

"You mean you grouporned."

by HVallday June 2, 2013

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grouphomin

A term used to describe the action of not being loved by one's parents.

My parents gave up on me, grouphomin!

Daddy hits me, grouphomin!

I was a popped condom, grouphomin!

Daddy didn't pull out in time, grouphomin!

My parents caught me smoking crack, they gave up on me, grouphomin!

by group February 25, 2008

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