groupworm
A person who does no work on group assessments. Bonus points if they complain about what you did later.
groupworm by Galvanizing April 5, 2020
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groupwork
A learning strategy devised by academics to divert attention from themselves and their own activities, cut down on teaching time and cause the maximum amount of stress and discomfort to their students. Groupwork involves the administration of complex, indecipherable assessment tasks which students are left to spend long hours together in each others' company to figure out leading often to short periods of abusive conflict and sometimes even longer periods of fornication and even marriage.
Jemima: Professor, can you please answer me a question about our assignment?
Professor: No I can't. You see, it's groupwork. You have to figure it out together with your team mates. Why not go and ask Brad to help you. He looks like he'd be happy to straighten you out. I have to go now and see if that infernal coffee bar is open yet.
Professor: No I can't. You see, it's groupwork. You have to figure it out together with your team mates. Why not go and ask Brad to help you. He looks like he'd be happy to straighten you out. I have to go now and see if that infernal coffee bar is open yet.
groupwork by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010
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groupworm • groupwork • Groupwork in bed • grouphomin • Grouporn • group whore • grub worm • grouper-mouth • Group Forget • group home
grouphomin
My parents gave up on me, grouphomin!
Daddy hits me, grouphomin!
I was a popped condom, grouphomin!
Daddy didn't pull out in time, grouphomin!
My parents caught me smoking crack, they gave up on me, grouphomin!
Daddy hits me, grouphomin!
I was a popped condom, grouphomin!
Daddy didn't pull out in time, grouphomin!
My parents caught me smoking crack, they gave up on me, grouphomin!
grouphomin by group February 25, 2008
Groupwork in bed
Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
Groupwork in bed by JackHT September 17, 2018
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