grooning

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009
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groon

The drink made by mixing cask white wine aka Goon and green cordial
by CecDean[pksa[dvj [vodsj February 10, 2019
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Groons

Pubic taint hair usually found near bottom of nut sack.
Damn man I need to shave my Groons”
by yungtiddyboy69 February 04, 2019
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Groon Poon

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.
by Ya Boy Slim Thug March 25, 2010
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lepping groon

One who searches Google Groups (aka usenet) for one's own name or, more frequently recently, for a particular pet issue.

From "grepping loon".
Certain words munged to avoid lepping groons.
by Random832 December 22, 2004
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Benstin Groone

The combination of (a certain individual that I must not name on Urban Dictionary) and the singer Benson Boone. This combination was due to their similar personalities and can often be described as "beuatogul". It is so "beuatogul" that it has been compared to the Mona Lisa on certain occasions.
by SnappleApple... July 23, 2024
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Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery
"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.
by Upamonaco November 14, 2024
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