Sorry Wbrasington, I won't be able to join you for the Gay Pride Parade on Monday, my anus was torn from the "greekmonkey" I received this weekend and must remain in bed for a few days while the stitches take hold...

greekmonkey by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

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Gronkadonk

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.

Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)

Gronkadonk by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018

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Gronkon

The be a gronk individual.

“Go and gronkon u fucking gronk”

Gronkon by Bidwillboy2770 February 4, 2019

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gronkedonk

Meaning name, nickname, etc

My Gronkedonk is Jeffery.

gronkedonk by JefferyThomasHenson098 July 1, 2022

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gronkton

Defined as or related to diminishing one’s outward demeanor

You all think I’m a dumb dumb or a gronkton

gronkton by King of rats May 22, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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