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gronkmonk 

A gronkmonk is a drunk crackhead who eats toasters for breakfast
This fucking gronkmonk
gronkmonk by Xotiic_B2 June 19, 2022
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GrossMonkeyStyle 

Your drawing looks like cheeks were you going for a grossmonkeystyle or what?
GrossMonkeyStyle by mixeddancingking February 21, 2022

greekmonkey 

A codeword for the act of a man being penetrated by another man at a highway rest area or gas station men's room...
Sorry Wbrasington, I won't be able to join you for the Gay Pride Parade on Monday, my anus was torn from the "greekmonkey" I received this weekend and must remain in bed for a few days while the stitches take hold...
greekmonkey by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

Gronkadonk 

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.
Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)
Gronkadonk by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018
The be a gronk individual.
Go and gronkon u fucking gronk
Gronkon by Bidwillboy2770 February 4, 2019

gronkedonk 

Meaning name, nickname, etc
My Gronkedonk is Jeffery.

gronkton 

Defined as or related to diminishing one’s outward demeanor
You all think I’m a dumb dumb or a gronkton
gronkton by King of rats May 22, 2024
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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