Gronkadonk

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.

Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)

by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018

Gronkeydonkey

The successor to watermelon.

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"

by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022

golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Gebronkadonkasaurus

A fat woman on the beach wearing a bikini that makes you cringe.

Hey Jim the beach is awesome today.

Yeah Bruce, except for all the gebronkadonkasaurus' blocking my view of the babes.

True say Bruce, true say.

by Little mitch September 8, 2011

gadonkadonk

Refering to the beatiful vision of two nice, big, meaty, round butt cheeks as they bounce from side to side as that fine female strolls along.

"Gadonkadonk" fool... look! Damn!

by M.C. July 23, 2003

gadonkadonk

An extremely large and bulbous object. Generally referring to a black woman's back side.

That ho's gadonkadonk butt is all up in my face.

by Wulf July 10, 2003

godonkadonk

a big fat part of a persons body (boobs, penis, pussy, etc.)

hampton rosenjew has a giant godonkadonk

by zachy turberville February 28, 2004