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Gronkeydonkey 

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022

Gronkadonk 

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.
Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)
Gronkadonk by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018

grongledonk

to be bested in battle by someone who is so much better that there was no chance of victory to begin with
bro i got grongledonked so hard by this level 1000000000 that i got a nosebleed
grongledonk by Ras P. Berry May 30, 2020

gronkmonk 

A gronkmonk is a drunk crackhead who eats toasters for breakfast
This fucking gronkmonk
gronkmonk by Xotiic_B2 June 19, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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