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Gronfing 

Gronfing is the act of eating greedily, noisily and messily. It is associated with the verb gronf which is to eat greedily, noisily and messily and the noun gronfy a person who gronfs. It is believed that the word originated in Scotland where a colloquial name for a pig is a "grunfy", but is now used south of the border.
"It's drinks and nibbles at Jennie and Phil's tonight; Malcolm hasn't been invited, after all once he gets gronfing no-one else gets a look in."
Gronfing by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
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Gröningen 

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
Gröningen by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020

Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020

groningen 

groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.
USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
groningen by Grunn March 18, 2009

Groaking 

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food
"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc
Groaking by Nige C January 30, 2004

Groningen 

Province and city in the north of the Netherlands—not to be confused with Holland, which is actually a part of the Netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— Relatively the largest student town in the country.
A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.
Groningen by GRN050 November 4, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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