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grotbags 

An overweight, wheezing, ugly, wart infested, crusty, haggard member of the female sex.
Man you got so wasted last night you pulled a right grotbags.
grotbags by Souness April 11, 2011
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A filthy brother usually from New Orleans who loots Heinekens and wears more than three winter jackets at any given time. Often sighted carrying a garbage bag filled with unkown materials.
That grobag just shat on the sidewalk!
Grobag by Rohas January 14, 2006

hobag in a grobag 

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.
"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."
A hate word used to refer to religious people. Usually refers to Christians. Commonly used on radical feminist and far left-wing websites and blogs.
Death to all godbags!
godbag by fait accompli July 22, 2008
A proletariat homeowner. Gordbags can be found permiating urban areas of any major city. They also comprise a large proportion of home owners in rural areas. Gordbags tend to have credulous personalities combined with a laid back temperment. These qualities make them particularly appetizing to door to door hvac salespeople. This is due to the fact there is a strong positive correlation between the homeonwer's degree of gordiness and their propensity for falling prey to high pressure sales tactics; leading to the purchase of over priced hvac equipment within minutes of conversation.
The typical gordbag is a home owner between the age of 50 and 75 whos house is valued between 70k and 200k. The gordbag usually has at least 20k of equity in their home which enables liens to be secured on their property should they choose to cease payments for the equipment which they were duped into purchasing.
I just bodied that gordbag for 3 units. His house was so gordie lets hope he gets approved. *crosses fingers*
Gordbag by Gordbaghunter November 3, 2017
A miserable old witch. Originated from the UK from a childrens show.
Theresa is such a grotbag today.
There is a grotbag living in that hut down the street.
grotbag by The Original Zippy© December 26, 2005
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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