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A filthy brother usually from New Orleans who loots Heinekens and wears more than three winter jackets at any given time. Often sighted carrying a garbage bag filled with unkown materials.
That grobag just shat on the sidewalk!
Grobag by Rohas January 14, 2006
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hobag in a grobag 

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.
"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."
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grotbags 

An overweight, wheezing, ugly, wart infested, crusty, haggard member of the female sex.
Man you got so wasted last night you pulled a right grotbags.
grotbags by Souness April 11, 2011
Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013

Grobanite 

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.
What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.
Grobanite by Kourtnee March 12, 2004
Get Run Over By a Car, normally is used/seen on League Of Legends
Toxic Summoner: Nice Flash uninstall the game
Less Toxic Summoner: GROBAC
GROBAC by Edowādo January 10, 2023
A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.
Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!
Groban by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013
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