grotbag 

A miserable old witch. Originated from the UK from a childrens show.

Theresa is such a grotbag today.
There is a grotbag living in that hut down the street.

grotbag by The Original Zippy© December 26, 2005

grotbag 

big plastic bag used to store cum

have you seen my grotbag i'm hungry

grotbag by mattdevilstick September 28, 2003

grotbag 

A term used to refer to another person who is disgusting and dirty having performed/partaken in disgusting and dirty act(s).

James you're such a grotbag, i cannot believe you boshed that mess last night.

grotbag by Grotbaglover April 26, 2006

grotbags 

An overweight, wheezing, ugly, wart infested, crusty, haggard member of the female sex.

Man you got so wasted last night you pulled a right grotbags.

grotbags by Souness April 11, 2011

Grobag 

A filthy brother usually from New Orleans who loots Heinekens and wears more than three winter jackets at any given time. Often sighted carrying a garbage bag filled with unkown materials.

That grobag just shat on the sidewalk!

Grobag by Rohas January 14, 2006

hobag in a grobag 

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.

"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."

hobag in a grobag by pixie debauchee April 21, 2007

Grottage 

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

Grottage by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010