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(verb): A person who stares at others eating, in the hopes that they will get some food out of it. ( a person who groaks)
Don't establish eye contact with a groaker, they'll stare until you give them something.
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
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(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.
This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?
groaker by frubbliness March 27, 2015
Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013

the groaner 

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.
last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!
the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

grockers 

When the king bangs on the wall and the Grockmonster comes out with his green coat and bockers.
He’s in his grockers
grockers by Park Dean October 2, 2023
A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
groaner by cornholio October 13, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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