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Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Related Words
Goaker gonker goater gooker gorker groaker gaker GOACKER goaler gocker

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.
"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."
Gookertino by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012
(verb): a person who stares longingly at people who are eating in the hopes that they will give them some food. (someone in the act of groaking)
Don't stare at me while I'm eating, stop being a groaker!
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.
Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.
goaler by roundless January 30, 2015
GOager; A name for someone who is at utmost poggers. Usually used for guys.
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Miles: "k"
GOager by GOager November 27, 2020
A man beast, loves a good shag, parties like an animal.
Liam’s dad is such a gocker
gocker by Gocker May 22, 2018