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The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.
Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!
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Grimsley High School 

The best high school in existence. Everyone acts like a family and if someone is mean or bullying then they are put in their place. I have never seen so much school pride in one school. Also, Grimsley is the best high school to party with- if you're cool enough to get in. Grimsley knows the trouble makers and the douche bags and won’t let them into their kick-ass parties. Best campus to be on and the best students in Greensboro, NC.
Hey have you heard of Grimsley High School?

Yeah it's the best I wish I went there!

Shawn Grimsley 

A first and last name that simply means awesome. This name is only given to those that are smart, talented, sexy, and desireable. This person will almost always be brilliant, and will have no problem getting the ladies
damn! look how many girls Shawn Grimsley has!
The small piece of lint that builds up un the corner of your front pants pocket.
I reached in my pocket for some money and only found some grimsly.
grimsly by Luscious_Larry August 30, 2008
A person who is Hard as nails and you would not want to start trouble with.
"Nah mate, I ain't startin' on 'im. He's Grimley"
Grimley by James[BOB]Burton October 5, 2008
when ur pubes rot and u can grow veggies out of them
ahhhhh! hes got grimley
grimley by Liam Hughes October 26, 2007

grimbley 

A little ghoulish goblin fellow. Someone you pay no mind to, like a shadow person just completely forgettable. They tend to have no working synapses, basically they are living Skyrim NPCs.
What is that grimbley guy doing. Why the F### is he munching on tree bark.
grimbley by Grimbley Gazza May 11, 2022
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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