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Grimey Grant 

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.
“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”
Grimey Grant by can’t simp April 16, 2020
The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.
Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!
Grimsley by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018

grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.
Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!
grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016

GrimmeyGhost 

You heard of GrimmeyGhost ? He on Straight Gangsta !
GrimmeyGhost by BigGrimey November 22, 2021

Grimsby Hat 

The act of placing one's penis upon the head of another person when they are not looking.
I looked out of the window and next thing i knew, was sporting a Grimsby Hat
Grimsby Hat by Batman F's Everyone October 21, 2013

Grimsby trawler 

A rough looking heavy-set dumpy whore who is unlikely to appeal to the average punter. Occasionally seen plodding the beat in red-light areas late on, looking desperate and dejected holding a carrier bag and with her over-sized dugs resting on her cannibal cooking pot sized belly half exposed..
Sir was on tour again last night and the streets were somewhat empty of prime stock.. However, a Grimsby trawler was seen moving slowly down the main drag and Richard wondered what her price might be..

Such an act would surely be considered a charitable deed, but alas, as he returned, his chances of having his bell chewed were negated as she was no longer apparent.. Some other sexual philanthropist had snaffled the beast..
Grimsby trawler by Drex Johnson October 28, 2019