A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.

When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants

Jack Grimley by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023

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Grimey Grant

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.

“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”

Grimey Grant by can’t simp April 16, 2020

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Grimsley

The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.

Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!

Grimsley by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018

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grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.

Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!

grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016

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GrimmeyGhost

Straight Gangsta

You heard of GrimmeyGhost ? He on Straight Gangsta !

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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